A federal inmate who expressed his desire to kill himself just moments before his arrest committed suicide at the Orleans Parish jail Sunday night
The jail's preliminary investigation found Goetzee "surreptitiously swallowed toilet tissue" on Sunday. While an autopsy is still pending from the Orleans Parish coroner's office, the jail concluded that Goetzee was able to asphyxiate himself with the tissue paper.

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This is definitely someone who should have been on Prozac.
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Don't you watch the commercials? Prozac increases thoughts of suicide.. never quite got that..
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Don't you watch the commercials? Prozac increases thoughts of suicide.. never quite got that..
Wow, are they advertising that now...."You want to be depressed? Take Prozac.
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Well I can't say Prozac specifically but there are the commercials where it's-
Are you depressed? Depression hurts. Let us help you.
Side affects: diarrhea, liver failure, sometimes leading to death, increased thoughts of suicide, weight gain, weight loss, blindness.. and so on.
No thanks, I'll eat a case of ice cream when needed and call it good.
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Brings new meaning to the phrase "Eat sh1t and die".
Indeed...
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Brings new meaning to the phrase "Eat sh1t and die".
"CAN'T" be said any better!
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I know I sound a little callous, but how much does a roll of toilet paper cost? $1, maybe less, and all the medicine, room and board, and special treatment in prison would have cost far more. Sounds like this guy was doing his part to help the economy. Now if the politicians would just follow suit. I will even supply the toilet paper.
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Jimmy,
Good morning,
I know I sound a little callous
Yep, you do. However on your last suggestion, I'll chip in. ;+)
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Someone should show this to the lady on the t.v. show 'My Strange Addiction'!
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Now it's gonna be impossible for the other inmates on suicide watch to get toilet paper, and that's only gonna make them MORE suicidal.
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Now it's gonna be impossible for the other inmates on suicide watch to get toilet paper, and that's only gonna make them MORE suicidal.
lol, lol
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It is sad when someone is in a state that bad. I don't think there is anything funny about mentally ill people not getting the care they need.
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weRdoomed,
I don't think there's anything funny about people not getting the care they need either. I've done more than one suicide watch in a locked psych ward. I just thought the comment was very funny. Depression is a very serious thing, and should have been dealt with properly.
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WeRdoomed
Poor baby, and I mean you, not your little one....hormones raging, little sleep....wouldn't want to repeat that for the world. Good luck, God bless : = )
(((((WeRdoomed)))))))
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lol, thanks! I am not sure who convinces people to have more than one child, but I have yet to meet them ;-)
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Sad, of course, but also amazing. Sounds like he needed to be someplace with closer supervision and greater attention to his psychiatric needs, for sure.
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Sydney,
He was supposed to be under 24 hour watch, not Q 15 minutes. It was a total mess up.
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And apparently the facility has a history of problems in the area of dealling with psychiatric patients in their care. What a shame.
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over the 5 years i spent working prisons i have seen suicide committed in ways i never thought imaginable or would i describe...q-15 for any person determined to die is insufficient...mistakes are and obviously were made...hopefully the full investigation will cause major change..at least at this facility..
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Hey maddad, I spent four years working the Seattle jail psych ward and I know exactly what you mean. Although it was strictly against the rules I carried a small, razor-sharp knife just because the gadget they gave us to cut ligatures didn't work well on cords deeply embedded in flesh.
Some of the officers became pretty non-challant about it. I was working the clinic once with a former Navy Chief Petty Officer when an inmate successfully killed himself by diving off the third tier and landing just a few feet from our desk, a perfect header.
Max just looked down at the body at his feet and waved his arms in the classic home plate umpire crossing motion and exclaimed: "SAFE!"
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Max just looked down at the body at his feet and waved his arms in the classic home plate umpire crossing motion and exclaimed: "SAFE!"
Talk about sick humor....that's cold.
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Max just looked down at the body at his feet and waved his arms in the classic home plate umpire crossing motion and exclaimed: "SAFE!"
Call me sick or callous but that made me LOL
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ML, what a horrible experience on both sides, the inmate and the CO. Don't know where you are from but here in Texas, I hear the turnover rate for CO's is 52%. Tough job. Not only do they have to endure the conditions the same as the inmates, they are expected to forget the inmates are people too. Heard of a story in which one CO said he was quitting to go into lawn care... the money was not that much less and the sleep was infinitely better.
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Well, the best thing is that you don't do landscaping at night. The 24/7 is what wore me out, especially when we had a lot of mandatory overtime,. I'd finish my standard graveyard shift dead tired and then have to work day shift, a 16 hr shot straight through.
We were paid roughly equivalent to street police officers, but our benefits were not as lavish. What really hurt was that most cops were retired by age 50, but we couldn't retire until age 65. A lot of retired cops came over to the jail and earned a second pension with us and many of our officers were retired military. One was a retired newspaper editor, of all things.
In terms of physical danger, we never had an officer get killed in our facility, but a lot were banged up, including our Samoan body builder who could bench press 450 lbs but had his shoulder dislocated by a nutcase who had worked his way up to the 400 lb. club lifting weights out in the prison yard. The thing is, we corrections officers had no weapons on us whatsoever and we are locked in with the inmates, so any fight with them is basically a cage fight. I went over ten minutes once before help arrived. After that, I was able to transfer over to the gun carrying unit outside the walls which was much easier and less stressful, except for the worst day of my life.
My personal hero was the female corrections officer who retired as a Major in the army reserve, a job she had held while putting in her 30-year career at the jail. She retired from the jail at age 52 (but she can't draw her pension until 65) and went to work with the City Marshalls, earning a new pension and she doesn't plan to retire from that gig until 68. Co-existant with all of this she maxed out her social security by working evenings as a Kung Fu instructor for decades.
Now let's see, can you say quadruple-dipper? As I said, my hero!
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Stunning. Sounds like she did not work to live but lived to work. To live a satisfying life is different for everyone. We might do well to avoid cookie cutter lives as well.
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I completely forgot about this, but her husband was a cop who retired early and then died. She has the survivor's benefits so she is drawing his pension as well. Quintupple dipper?
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I have been thinking... with over 2 million people incarcerated in this country and each having, perhaps, 1 sibling, 1 parent, 1 friend and maybe even 1 child... how do they feel reading this kind of stuff about their loved one and with this kind of attitude.
It is said that there are now so many laws against so many things that a normal person commits about 3 felonies a day and the only difference between those on the inside and the outside is one secret. If I were incarcerated I would like to think some one somewhere thinks kindly on me and is concerned about where I am and what is happening to me. Maybe those who don't are the ones that swallow a thing like toilet paper. That is abject misery and profound desperation.
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What a way to go... I bet he never thought he'd die like that...
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