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Ex-model who ate husband's body parts claimed to be battered wife

Seeded on Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:53 PM EDT
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A former model, convicted nearly two decades ago of killing her husband and then cooking and eating parts of his body, has long claimed she was the victim of domestic violence that pushed her over the edge.

Omaima Aree Nelson is seeking early release from her 27-years-to-life sentence for murder, over Thanksgiving weekend in 1991.

According to prosecutors, Nelson was the first defendant to used the "battered wife" defense in Orange County, claiming her husband raped her the night before she killed him.

Nelson had an odd demeanor during hours of interviewing. "It was the most gruesome case I saw," said Phillips, who was with the department for 32 years. "She did not seem like a person that was coherent."

Nelson was in her 20s when she killed her husband, three decades her senior, and then dismembered and cooked parts of his body in their apartment. The couple had been married for about a month.

After the murder, Nelson cooked her husband's head on the stove, skinned his torso, fried his hands in oil and planned to leave his skull in the back bay.

 

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rescue dogs62

I wonder if part of that meal was Thanksgiving dinner? *choke*

If they had only been married a month she possibly was a little "unwired" before hand.

  • 2 votes
Reply#1 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:54 PM EDT
Sir Richard Owen

Link seems to be broken.

Oh well, here's another one...

"Nothing tastes as good as the man I married. It's the sauce that does it."

  • 2 votes
#1.1 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:49 PM EDT
bitemore

#1.1: "Nothing tastes as good as the man I married. It's the sauce that does it."

Good heavens, are we a bunch of sick puppies or what? I LAUGHED at that story... maybe it is because I've been reading too much political stuff.

Yeah. That's it. I can claim insanity. Blame Newsvine. Or the overdone steak I had...

  • 5 votes
#1.2 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:53 PM EDT
Remote Viewer

For all his faults, I guess Nelson was a man of good taste.

  • 3 votes
#1.3 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:53 PM EDT
bitemore

#1.3: For all his faults, I guess Nelson was a man of good taste.

OMG... et tu, RV?

  • 3 votes
#1.4 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:00 PM EDT
Reply
Dawn May

She claims he was abusive. Why then marry the guy if he is abusive? That is something I have never EVER understood.

  • 3 votes
Reply#2 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:28 PM EDT
bitemore

#2: Why then marry the guy if he is abusive?

Because the abuse sometimes doesn't begin until after the "I-do's." I know: I married an abuser who never lifted a hand to me until after the wedding. I finally fled in fear for my life. That was 32 years ago.

At least I got out before it came to a "him vs. me" fight for life. I do enjoy remarking that I shed 200 lbs. of fat and cholesterol (when I divorced him)... can't imagine anyone looking at my ex and thinking of eating the S.O.B.!

  • 5 votes
#2.1 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:16 PM EDT
Reply
MacInsanity

There's a little more than battered wife syndrome here. Maybe some time in a mental institution is in order.

  • 4 votes
Reply#3 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 6:23 PM EDT
Remote Viewer

Or a recipe for battered husband? A nice spicy batter and then the deep frier?

  • 3 votes
#3.1 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:55 PM EDT
bitemore

#3.1: Or a recipe for battered husband? A nice spicy batter and then the deep frier?

Okay, folks... you can blame me. I pointed her to this article... bad me. Bad!

  • 1 vote
#3.2 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:01 PM EDT
Remote Viewer

That's right, it's all Bitey's fault. She knows I have poor impulse control. :-D

  • 2 votes
#3.3 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:10 PM EDT
bitemore

#3.3: She knows I have poor impulse control. :-D

You do? And all this time I thought it was me... hot damn! Revelation!

Now, can we get back to discussing the kind of sauce...?

  • 1 vote
#3.4 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:12 PM EDT
Jonathan-2055273

she must have gotten the colonels secret recipe, kentucky fried husband?

  • 1 vote
#3.5 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:53 PM EDT
bitemore

#3.5: the colonels secret recipe, kentucky fried husband?

Actually, I think that would be Kentucky Fried Wife... I don't think the Colonel swung both ways...

  • 2 votes
#3.6 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 8:59 AM EDT
Jonathan-2055273

certainly brings fat bastard with his love of baby, the other white meat, more options though doesn't it?

    #3.7 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 12:48 PM EDT
    Reply
    Jonathan-2055273

    Ok

    So what I am wondering is why a story from 1993 is showing up on news vine nearly 20 years later?

    Did anyone look at the date on the story?

      #4 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:25 PM EDT
      Jonathan-2055273

      Ahhh I see it now,

      She has applied for parole.

      • 1 vote
      #4.1 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:27 PM EDT
      bitemore

      #4.1: Ahhh I see it now,

      She has applied for parole.

      Hmmm... maybe prison fare lacks a certain, ummm, panache...

      • 1 vote
      #4.2 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:37 PM EDT
      Jonathan-2055273

      ok,

      that comment froze me. Completely emptied my mind. And for that to happen, well, er um... you know.

      OMFG ROTFLMAO.

      • 1 vote
      #4.3 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:43 PM EDT
      bitemore

      #4.3: OMFG ROTFLMAO.

      Laughter is good for the soul. And you'll live longer, too!

      :-)

      • 1 vote
      #4.4 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:49 PM EDT
      Jonathan-2055273

      Oh I laugh a lot, it was the emptying my mind at that moment that shocked me. :P

      • 2 votes
      #4.5 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:53 PM EDT
      bitemore

      #4.5: it was the emptying my mind at that moment that shocked me. :P

      Be grateful... I wish my mind would empty... I just can't seem to unsee what I read in the latest article SRO put up a link for...

      • 2 votes
      #4.6 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:55 PM EDT
      Jonathan-2055273

      hmmm what article would that be,

      I wouldn't think it would be any worse than the thought of eating someone. :P

      • 1 vote
      #4.7 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:13 PM EDT
      bitemore

      #4.7: hmmm what article would that be,

      Comment #1.1, this seed. SRO posted a link. Be warned: it is rather, um... graphic...

      • 1 vote
      #4.8 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:32 PM EDT
      Jonathan-2055273

      oh, I saw that,

      I must just be cold to that kind of stuff. Seen to much gore in my life.

      • 1 vote
      #4.9 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:35 PM EDT
      bitemore

      #4.9: I must just be cold to that kind of stuff. Seen to much gore in my life.

      O---kaaayyyy - Nice Jonathan. NICE Jonathan... [...bitemore pats Jonathan on head and backs away slowly...]

      Actually, I feel horrible for people who actually have seen too much gore. At least you still have a sense of humor. That's healthy!

      • 2 votes
      #4.10 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:40 PM EDT
      Jonathan-2055273

      yeah, I have no desire for it, I have just seen far too much. it just doesn't affect me anymore.

      • 1 vote
      #4.11 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:54 PM EDT
      bitemore

      #4.11: yeah, I have no desire for it, I have just seen far too much.

      So - I'm guessing you were either a cop or a soldier. Both are among my favorite peeps. They deserve better than they get.

      • 1 vote
      #4.12 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 9:01 AM EDT
      Jonathan-2055273

      the latter.

      • 1 vote
      #4.13 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 12:49 PM EDT
      bitemore

      #4.13: the latter.

      What branch? I love 'em all - my father was Air Force, I was Air Force, my stepfather was Navy, my uncle was Army (and later CIA). No Marines in the family tree, but that's probably only because I ran out of family...

      • 2 votes
      #4.14 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 6:41 PM EDT
      Jonathan-2055273

      Royal Air Force.

      • 1 vote
      #4.15 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 7:03 PM EDT
      bitemore

      #4.15: Royal Air Force.

      Aha! The UK! We are kinda almost kin!

      My father (Air Force) was stationed in England when Queen Elizabeth was crowned. He got to see it. We didn't even have TV in those days, but he brought back newspapers and other "souvenirs" of the occasion. When I was in the Air Force I didn't even get out of the States. Boo, hiss! I ended up in California. Nice enough place, but I'd hoped to do some travel overseas... never got to.

      Sigh.

      • 1 vote
      #4.16 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 7:10 PM EDT
      Jonathan-2055273

      I could have done without the 'travel' thank you very much. :P
      (that is all I am going to say lol)

      • 1 vote
      #4.17 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 7:15 PM EDT
      Reply
      ScreamingForVengeance

      Imagine this one and the Bobbit chick getting together.....

      • 1 vote
      Reply#5 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:32 PM EDT
      bitemore

      #5: Imagine this one and the Bobbit chick getting together.....

      Oh, yeah - and thanks for THAT image... oh, dear, why can't my mind just empty out when I need it to...?

      :-P

      • 1 vote
      #5.1 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:34 PM EDT
      ScreamingForVengeance

      Throw Jefferey Dahmer in the mix and it would be a straight out Dinner Party of Liver and Weiners!

      Rotflmao!

      • 2 votes
      #5.2 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:42 PM EDT
      bitemore

      #5.2: Throw Jefferey Dahmer in the mix and it would be a straight out Dinner Party of Liver and Weiners!

      El barfo! There goes my appetite... good thing I just ate, or, well... let's not go there...

      • 2 votes
      #5.3 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:45 PM EDT
      rescue dogs62

      Screaming,

      Imagine this one and the Bobbit chick getting together.....

      and the gal in Orange County who cut off her husband's penis and threw it in the garbage disposal....they all could get together for Thanksgiving, and compare recipes ;^}

      • 1 vote
      #5.4 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:48 PM EDT
      Jonathan-2055273

      bitemore.

      To show you how little this affects me, I am eating while reading this. Is that sad or scary?

      • 1 vote
      #5.5 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:55 PM EDT
      rescue dogs62

      To show you how little this affects me, I am eating while reading this.

      Ahhhh, but are you eating anything battered?

      • 1 vote
      #5.6 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:07 PM EDT
      Jonathan-2055273

      battered in a beer batter with a butter sauce. hahahaha

      • 1 vote
      #5.7 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:18 PM EDT
      bitemore

      #5.7: Is that sad or scary?

      Probably a little of both. But, it does remind me of when I first read that book, "Alive," about the plane crash in the Andes where the survivors ate their mates ... the more I read, the hungrier I got. But it wasn't that I suddenly felt cannibalistic; rather, it was the descriptions of real hunger than made me perseverate over food...

      • 2 votes
      #5.8 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 9:04 AM EDT
      Jonathan-2055273

      oh with me, it doesn't make me hungry (being hungry makes me hungry, go figure), but it doesn't really affect me either way. a Monotone emotional state might be a better way to describe it.

      • 1 vote
      #5.9 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 12:50 PM EDT
      bitemore

      #5.9: a Monotone emotional state might be a better way to describe it.

      Which is probably a better way to be than at some hysterical extreme.

      • 1 vote
      #5.10 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 6:43 PM EDT
      Reply
      Remote Viewer

      If she gets paroled, let's hope she doesn't decide - like Hannibal Lecter - to "have an old friend for dinner."

      • 2 votes
      Reply#6 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:52 PM EDT
      bitemore

      #6: If she gets paroled, let's hope she doesn't decide - like Hannibal Lecter - to "have an old friend for dinner."

      If the Parole Board reads these comments, never fear... they'll commute her sentence to death and then, well... fry her...

      • 2 votes
      #6.1 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:03 PM EDT
      Remote Viewer

      Maybe just lightly sauté her with a delicate wine sauce?

      • 1 vote
      #6.2 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:07 PM EDT
      bitemore

      #6.2: Maybe just lightly sauté her with a delicate wine sauce?

      Nawww... she's old and tough by now. Use brandy for the sauce...

      • 1 vote
      #6.3 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:09 PM EDT
      Remote Viewer

      You're right. Probably needs to be marinated first, come to think of it.

      • 1 vote
      #6.4 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:10 PM EDT
      Baron Brian

      Since she was a battered wife, maybe she'll follow Hannibal Lecter's example and only eat the rude. "Free-range" rude, he called them.

      So mind your manners---or being invited for dinner might take on a completely unexpected dynamic.

      Time to go find something to EAT! BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH!!!!

      • 1 vote
      #6.5 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 10:25 AM EDT
      bitemore

      #6.5: Since she was a battered wife,

      I wonder what kind of batter: spicy or mild?

      • 2 votes
      #6.6 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 6:45 PM EDT
      Jonathan-2055273

      cripsy or original recipe?

      • 1 vote
      #6.7 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 7:03 PM EDT
      bitemore

      #6.7: cripsy or original recipe?

      New day, old sickness... :-) This seed sure has legs!

      Ooops... maybe I shouldn't have said that... someone is certain to want to eat them...

      • 2 votes
      #6.8 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 7:12 PM EDT
      Jonathan-2055273

      hell, better than trying to have a conversation with tea baggers

      • 2 votes
      #6.9 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 7:15 PM EDT
      rescue dogs62

      hell, better than trying to have a conversation with tea baggers

      Amen to that!

      • 1 vote
      #6.10 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 7:27 PM EDT
      Jonathan-2055273

      and hell, I consider myself a conservative, and even I hate tea baggers.

      • 1 vote
      #6.11 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 8:00 PM EDT
      bitemore

      #6.11: I consider myself a conservative, and even I hate tea baggers.

      Nobody in their right mind doesn't loathe tea-baggers! I consider myself a liberal, but I am reassessing that, because the nasties in elected office, of ALL labels, are embarrassing the hell out of those same labels! Damned if I want to associate myself with anything that thinks and acts like a politician... no matter what it is called!

      • 2 votes
      #6.12 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 8:25 PM EDT
      Reply
      tzia62

      Well, I guess she got a good deal on the "butt steak." This is eally sick.

      • 3 votes
      Reply#7 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:11 PM EDT
      bitemore

      #7: This is eally sick.

      Yeah... I think I said that in my first comment. But, well... laughing sure beats barfing any day of the week... :-)

      • 1 vote
      #7.1 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:13 PM EDT
      Remote Viewer

      And getting sicker. There is a strange synergy operating here ... almost as if we were feeding on one another ...

      • 2 votes
      #7.2 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:13 PM EDT
      bitemore

      #7.2: There is a strange synergy operating here ...

      Newsvine on a Friday night and people are getting tired of "poly-ticks as usual."

      • 1 vote
      #7.3 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:15 PM EDT
      Remote Viewer

      #7.3 - people are getting tired of "poly-ticks as usual."

      You're right! There are more sickening things than this thread.

      • 1 vote
      #7.4 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:18 PM EDT
      bitemore

      #7.4: There are more sickening things than this thread.

      Now that is a sobering thought! Got any of that fine wine left?

      • 1 vote
      #7.5 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:20 PM EDT
      Baron Brian

      "Butt steak?"

      EWWWWWWWWWW!

      • 1 vote
      #7.6 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 10:26 AM EDT
      Sir Richard Owen

      Butt steak

      • 2 votes
      #7.7 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 10:33 AM EDT
      Baron Brian

      Sir Richard,

      Are you tryin' ta make me sick, LOL?

      Because it's not (gag) gonna (retch) work, dude! I have a (ulp) cast-iron stomAUUUUGH!!!

      • 3 votes
      #7.8 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 10:56 AM EDT
      Jonathan-2055273

      I wonder if she kept looking at his butt when they were dating. :P

      • 2 votes
      #7.9 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 12:51 PM EDT
      bitemore

      #7.7: Butt steak

      I knew as soon as I clicked on that that I would regret it...

      • 1 vote
      #7.10 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 6:48 PM EDT
      bitemore

      #7.8: Because it's not (gag) gonna (retch) work, dude! I have a (ulp) cast-iron stomAUUUUGH!!!

      Just keep repeating that and maybe you'll believe it... :-P

      • 1 vote
      #7.11 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 6:50 PM EDT
      Baron Brian

      "Too late," he thought bitterly, as he began to clean up the barf...

      • 1 vote
      #7.12 - Mon Oct 3, 2011 8:44 AM EDT
      bitemore

      #7.12: "Too late," he thought bitterly, as he began to clean up the barf...

      Geez... next time ask someone to pass you the barf bag... :-P

      • 1 vote
      #7.13 - Mon Oct 3, 2011 11:38 AM EDT
      rescue dogs62

      Or at least a waste basket...hopefully not full of paper, it's makes such a mess ;(....do I hear retching again?

        #7.14 - Mon Oct 3, 2011 11:41 AM EDT
        Reply
        ScreamingForVengeance

        Maybe some Scalloped PotaTOES.....

        • 1 vote
        Reply#8 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:14 PM EDT
        bitemore

        #8: Maybe some Scalloped PotaTOES.....

        Oh, geez... the mental image - if you need help preparing that, perhaps someone will lend you a HAND...

        • 2 votes
        #8.1 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:16 PM EDT
        ScreamingForVengeance

        I'm all EARS.....

        • 2 votes
        #8.2 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:27 PM EDT
        bitemore

        You know, we should all stop playing with someone else's food...

        ...but if you have the wieners, I'm sure someone here can provide the BUNS!

        • 2 votes
        #8.3 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:31 PM EDT
        ScreamingForVengeance

        Brain Food!

        • 2 votes
        #8.4 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:40 PM EDT
        bitemore

        Brain Food!

        Brainnnnnnns -- yummmmmm -- brainnnnnns -

        • 1 vote
        #8.5 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:42 PM EDT
        Remote Viewer

        Followed by a nice dessert of eye candy.

        • 1 vote
        #8.6 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:47 PM EDT
        bitemore

        #8.6: Followed by a nice dessert of eye candy.

        Hmmm... isn't that what we put out for Halloween?

        • 1 vote
        #8.7 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:50 PM EDT
        Remote Viewer

        Well, yeah, sort of, I guess ...

        Yum.

        • 1 vote
        #8.8 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:52 PM EDT
        bitemore

        #8.8: Yum.

        Say g'nite, RV.

        BTW - your comment number is, uh - rather appropriate to the subject matter, no?

        :-)

        • 1 vote
        #8.9 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:54 PM EDT
        Remote Viewer

        Interesting coincidence with the number, all right.

        OK. G'nite, RV.

        • 1 vote
        #8.10 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:00 PM EDT
        rescue dogs62

        Maybe some Scalloped PotaTOES.....

        uuuuhhhhh,

        This is the sickest bunch I've run into in a longtime. Sure didn't see this coming when I seeded it...think I need some wine.....perhaps with a straw!

        • 1 vote
        #8.11 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:50 PM EDT
        rescue dogs62

        Bitemore,

        I'm all EARS....

        Where did you find him/her?

        • 1 vote
        #8.12 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:52 PM EDT
        Jonathan-2055273

        bitemore

        ok, this has gotten to the funny stage, not gory at all lol

        • 1 vote
        #8.13 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:57 PM EDT
        bitemore

        #8.13: ok, this has gotten to the funny stage, not gory at all

        Geez... I wonder what that says about us...?

        #8.12: Where did you find him/her?

        Probably under a rock... right next door to the rock I was under...

        • 2 votes
        #8.14 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 9:07 AM EDT
        Reply
        ScreamingForVengeance

        Rotflmao.....

          Reply#9 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:55 PM EDT
          US Houtkop

          Well she claims she was battered! So I suppose turn about is fair play, except that he was sauted after being coated in a yummy beer batter! Of course I am assuming that he, or parts of him, were cooked and not "man pieces tartar".

          • 2 votes
          Reply#10 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:21 PM EDT
          bitemore

          #10: I am assuming that he, or parts of him, were cooked and not "man pieces tartar".

          Ouch! How am I supposed to unread that?

          Good to see you, too, Houtkop! Are you here for the banquet?

          • 1 vote
          #10.1 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 9:09 AM EDT
          Reply
          US Houtkop

          Good to see you again Bitey!

          • 1 vote
          Reply#11 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:23 PM EDT
          rescue dogs62

          US,

          #10..ROFL

          • 1 vote
          Reply#12 - Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:54 PM EDT
          ScreamingForVengeance

          Our postings on this subject are absolute proof that we -as a whole- are some sick mofoes! Rotflmao!

          • 2 votes
          Reply#13 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 5:45 AM EDT
          bitemore

          #13: we -as a whole- are some sick mofoes! Rotflmao!

          No argument from me!

          • 1 vote
          #13.1 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 9:10 AM EDT
          Baron Brian

          If I can't get in on the sickness, can someone at least send me a doggie bag?

          • 1 vote
          #13.2 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 10:27 AM EDT
          ScreamingForVengeance

          Would you like the Fingers or the Thighs? I also hear that the shin bones make for a nice soup. I don't know for sure though.....

          • 2 votes
          #13.3 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 10:32 AM EDT
          Jonathan-2055273

          screaming,

          actually this has just dropped into the humorous and ridiculous.

          • 1 vote
          #13.4 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 12:52 PM EDT
          rescue dogs62

          actually this has just dropped into the humorous and ridiculous

          It actually started out that way almost immediately. That's what I get for seeding something like that in the evening, especially on a Friday night lol

          • 1 vote
          #13.5 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 1:31 PM EDT
          Jonathan-2055273

          yeah, I think I misworded that, it was almost from the get go.

          hmm butter battered booty bits, a new street food. :))

          • 2 votes
          #13.6 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 2:07 PM EDT
          bitemore

          #13.2: can someone at least send me a doggie bag?

          Perhaps a barf bag would be more appropriate...?

          • 2 votes
          #13.7 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 6:52 PM EDT
          Reply
          ScreamingForVengeance

          I'm thinking that some nice Blood Red Wine would go nicely with dinner.....

          • 2 votes
          Reply#14 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 10:27 AM EDT
          Remote Viewer

          Oh, drat, I coulda had a V-8 ... or maybe a Bloody Mary.

          • 3 votes
          #14.1 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 11:11 AM EDT
          Reply
          rescue dogs62

          Baron,

          I know, it's early in the morning. I think the worst of these comments were made with some booze on board ;^ }

          Cannibalism .....a whole new twist to steak tartare

          • 2 votes
          Reply#15 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 10:33 AM EDT
          joe'smommy

          I would hate to be her cellmate. "why are you staring at me like that? why are you throwing salt on me?"

          • 3 votes
          Reply#16 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 12:17 PM EDT
          ScreamingForVengeance

          screaming,

          actually this has just dropped into the humorous and ridiculous.

          Of course it has and I meant it too. To much seriousness all of the time. And you said that almost like it's a bad thing! Care to join us for dinner?

          Rotflmao!

          • 3 votes
          Reply#17 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 5:27 PM EDT
          bitemore

          #17: Care to join us for dinner?

          Dare I ask what's for dessert?

          • 2 votes
          #17.1 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 6:54 PM EDT
          ScreamingForVengeance

          Chocolate/Fudge BALLS covered with a sweet and HEARTY Cream Sauce.....

          • 2 votes
          #17.2 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 7:12 PM EDT
          Jonathan-2055273

          screaming, are those a slight rejig of the standard salty balls recipe?

          • 2 votes
          #17.3 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 7:16 PM EDT
          bitemore

          #17.2: Cream Sauce.

          I knew I should have quit while I was ahead... please don't make me see this... please...

          • 3 votes
          #17.4 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 7:16 PM EDT
          Jonathan-2055273

          ROTFLMAO at the mental image. :))

          • 2 votes
          #17.5 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 8:07 PM EDT
          bitemore

          #17.5: ROTFLMAO at the mental image. :))

          My brain just shut down...

          • 2 votes
          #17.6 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 8:27 PM EDT
          rescue dogs62

          My brain just shut down...

          Bring on the marinara sauce...!

          • 1 vote
          #17.7 - Sun Oct 2, 2011 1:01 AM EDT
          bitemore

          #17.7: Bring on the marinara sauce...!

          :-P

          • 1 vote
          #17.8 - Sun Oct 2, 2011 9:12 AM EDT
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          ScreamingForVengeance

          <<<Radically searching for correct image>>>

          • 2 votes
          Reply#18 - Sat Oct 1, 2011 8:04 PM EDT
          ScreamingForVengeance

          THUMBS up to this thread!

          • 1 vote
          Reply#19 - Sun Oct 2, 2011 9:30 AM EDT
          Jonathan-2055273

          only one thumb up because you already lost one due to an unfortunately mistaken for a mcnugget

          • 1 vote
          #19.1 - Sun Oct 2, 2011 12:27 PM EDT
          bitemore

          #19.1: only one thumb up because you already lost one due to an unfortunately mistaken for a mcnugget

          Okay... you win! That's the sickest (and best) comment so far! :-)

          • 1 vote
          #19.2 - Sun Oct 2, 2011 12:52 PM EDT
          Jonathan-2055273

          those triple entendres are great aren't they hehehee

          • 1 vote
          #19.3 - Sun Oct 2, 2011 1:35 PM EDT
          Reply
          rescue dogs62

          "Heads will roll.!

          or head in a roll..... with butter and jam, me lady?

            Reply#20 - Sun Oct 2, 2011 12:39 PM EDT
            bitemore

            #20: or head in a roll..

            Would you like mustard with that?

              #20.1 - Sun Oct 2, 2011 1:03 PM EDT
              ScreamingForVengeance

              I'll give him a HAND with it.....

              • 1 vote
              #20.2 - Sun Oct 2, 2011 1:19 PM EDT
              Reply
              rescue dogs62

              Don't butt in!, and don't pick the nose.

                Reply#21 - Sun Oct 2, 2011 1:23 PM EDT
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